Once upon a time there was a sweet little girl who had a cold. Everyone loved her, but because she had a cold, they called her Little Baby Snotty Nose. When she woke up in the morning her face was all crusty and her eyes were goobered shut. Her mommy and her daddy would get a warm washcloth and clean her up, but a few minutes later her nose and her face would be snotty again. When they went downstairs for breakfast her face would be snotty, and they would clean her up. When she played with her toys her face would be snotty, and they would clean her up. When they took her to her daycare they worried that her nose would be too snotty, but the very nice daycare ladies never said a word. The daycare ladies must have cleaned her up too, because if they hadn't, Little Baby Snotty Nose surely would have been covered in snot from head to toe.
After a few days, Little Baby Snotty Nose would shout "DOE! Don't keen be up!" and run away whenever she saw a kleenex coming towards her face. A washcloth wasn't so bad but she still didn't like it. And after a week she slowly got better, and one morning Little Baby Snotty Nose wasn't Little Baby Snotty Nose any more. She was just little Jamie like before. And Mommy and Daddy were happy, but not as happy as they might have been because they had turned into Dreary Mommy Sinus Hurts and Big Daddy Coughsalot.
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